Just clowning around!

I follow whoever pays the most and whoever laughs the loudest; After all, a performer cannot live with an audience that doesn't feed him or appreciate his hard work! (And I do work very hard!)

I must warn you though, my sense of humour leans towards 'bloody' and not everyone lives to rate my performance or see another one.


Having said that, if there is anything I might do for you, let me know.


Tell me a funny story!  

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